Headlines and a statefair kitty tee

Last night was good. Great even. Went to work 3.5 hours late due to my lack of a sitter for WhatEverett (thanks jim for the rad nicknamage). So I finally made it to work. Things were fairly uneventful...until a guy that works in maintenace came in to visit someone and grabbed my ass. What the hell he was thinking is beyond me. Needless to say, I pwned him completely when I told his boss about it. Bye bye you dirty butt grabber. So, I make my way to Lebanon to pick WhatEverett up from his grandmas house. Tiffani rode with. It was your run of the mill drive to Lebanon really. The drive home, equally as mundane, except for the part where Tiff and I created many hysterical headlines. Turning things into headlines is something we do alot and with great skill. It wasnt until we got home that things picked up. Nothing really awesome but we did get out the oversized pink "Stressed Out" kitty tee Brandon is so kindly letting me borrow. I'm into this shirt. And smoking in front of my apartment in it as much as possible in hopes that the mainteance boy that wants to see me naked will see me in said tee and not ever speak to me again. Right now I am at work wasting time. I'm half way done with my shift and ten o'clock tonight will not come soon enough. When I get off work I will go home and wait for jim to come over. He's bumming today and I've offered to hang and cheer him up. Jim really is a good friend of mine. Dude catches alot of shit but he's rad. He does however, wear crocs : / its ok jim, I will try to let that go sometime in the near future but let's be honest, it probably won't be too near. On another note, my mind is going 100 miles/minute about stupid shit. I'll be glad when it slows tonight long enough for me to get some shut eye.