I left work last night at 10:15 and made my way home to get changed, scoop up tiff, and head to Broad Ripple. Once we got out the door the madness ensued...slowly and in a climactic fashion. We parked at SDV and walked towards the bagel shop so I could pee. Dave was working. Said a quick hello, introduced he and Tiff and went to the bathroom. We were in and out and somehow Dave managed to have an entire conversation about braces with the other girl working that I could hear from the bathroom. Dave asked me to bring him some dark licquor. I said maybe and definately did not deliver on this request. Tiff and I walked to The Cat which proved to be a bust almost immediately. We got Red Stripes (HURRAY BEER!) and sat at a table. Bartender Brad who hits on me everytime I see him saw us and sat down with the quickness. Far quicker than I thought a man of this size could move. Brad is 34 and asked me to go to LebowskiFest with him in Louisville. No dude. As we were walking away from him Tiffani says "That guy is as old as he is large." lolz. We escaped only to run into Joe Adams. Guh, I like Joe honestly. I just wish he didn't like me so much. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? We made our way back to the bagel shop to meet Jim then to Qdoba to meet everyone else. Was a good time. Tiffani didn't quite know how to take Scott Kilcoynes antics. Ericteeni showed up then. I really like Eric. He's one of the most entertaining people to just watch do shit. For instance put together an entertainment center but more on that later. Jim, Scott, and Teeni all headed home while Tiff, Brandon, Kurt and I went back to The Cat. Tiff and I got another beer and were really bored so we finished that and decided to go back to SDV to charge my phone because it was dying and there was nothing else that seemed better to do. So off we went to meet Jim and Dave at SDV. Dave and Tiff took a time-out of sorts and joined Jim and I a few minutes later. Tiff and I headed back out after a bit to Average Joes where Brandon and Kurt were playing pool. On the way back into Broad Ripple we talked about alot of hilarious things...thought I can't recall alot of them. I do remember a point in time where Tiffani said "I'm TOKED" instead of stoked. This one will stick I feel like. We arrive to Average Joes. It was pretty average. Tiff and I watched the impening pool game going on, rimjobs included, for awhile. Then Tiffani looks to her right and just says "Reat food!" I look to where she is looking and see a neon sign that really reads "GREAT FOOD" but seeing as the G was covered up...we got "REAT FOOD" at our angle. She was on a roll last night. Pictures of the REAT sign were attempted but no successes that would do it justice. Tiffani was ready to leave so I called Jim and asked him to come meet Tiff so she wouldn't have to walk alone. He said he was "fully pj'ed" but would come get her. I didn't realize how late it was so as we were leaving the bar we see Jim walking up and I immediately thought it was funny that he had just walked all the way there to get her for naught. Jim was not "pumped" on this, I'm sure. We walked back to SDV, no cum tree smells this time-I was glad for this. Get back there and take a seat on the couch. Dave showed us some tricks with the lamp downstairs. His plan is to use the metal shade as a collander and use the remaining portion to write peoples names in the air and take sweet flicks of it. Scott and Teeni came home from downtown and Dave wagered 20 bucks to whoever could get the entertainment center he bought put together. Teeni accepted the challenge. Brandon and Dave were kind enough to find Becky's Booty Mix volumes 1 and 2 to use as that nice tunage. Teeni was being ridiculous and doing this sick head bang/shake that made every bit of the skin on his head jiggle in this weird, gelatinous manner-I'd pay 20 bucks to see this in slow motion. Tiff was falling asleep and really hungry so we headed home at about 4:30 am. Was a great night full of nothing but the best kind of hanging out. Woke up in a great mood running late for work, and to a wicked flat tire on my car. And I'm still in a great mood.
I fully back what is going on in my life right now. I'm in love with the world and I am totally into how the chips are falling.
Today is one of those untouchable days.
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